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0.03 – Number of seconds I have been able to breathe through both nostrils simultaneously this weekend.

1 - Roll of loo-paper snotted into in an attempt to contain the products of my sinus cavities.

5 – Number of pillows I used to prop myself up so I could sleep AND breathe the last two nights.

14 – Number of SinuMax I have swallowed since Saturday evening (with codeine….ooooohhhhh yeeeeeaaaahhh!).

24 – Number of Halls Cherry Flavour I have sucked since Saturday evening.

36 – Number of Strepsils Orange Flavour sucked since Saturday evening. I have a raw spot of my tounge.

1,926 – Number of words in my macro-ecos assignment that I wrote on Saturday & Sunday (if I pass, I will be amazed).

5000 – Number of words left to write for the 2 assignments I have to write left to write before 09/04/11

Eleventy-billion – Number of cups of tea consumed.

 

I think we can all safely say; head colds suck. The numbers don’t lie.

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